Last Night

Dear 40 Something Year Old Christian Ladies That Were Partying At Limestone Last Night:

First of all, you were at a RESTAURANT. Not a BAR. You know, a restaurant, a place where people come and eat with their families. Families, as in groups of people with small children.

Second, there were other patrons outside on the patio eating and trying to converse with members of their parties. You all were sitting so close to each other. Was the shrieking and hollering really necessary?

Third, regardless of how bad the service is, it is never appropriate to walk into the kitchen and just get what you want.

Fourth, before you bad mouth someone in the restroom, look around and make sure none of that person's true friends are within earshot.

Fifth, a few of you are acquaintances of myself, and my daughter. Are you not the least bit embarrassed that a 16 year old was appalled at your immaturity?

And last but not least, I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't raise his margarita glass in celebration of the demise of a marriage.